Monday, July 28, 2008

sunday options

Typical sunday. I am lying on the sofa (an useless imitation of a sofa) doing nothing like a loser.
so i weigh my options:
There's that brown chic who demanded a phone like mine and got silently dropped. I call her coins.No bitter words exchanged, no hint that she was dropped (apart from not calling back for a month).
A file that can be re-opened, for a boring sunday.
And then there is anaa one who can drop by anytime i call and she is free. She never demands stuff and tells me she cares abt my finances.I call her human.
The rest are just truly nasty. I am doing my best to hide. They are last resort. Put up with them when all other avenues have been fully tried.
I want to try coins first. so i flash her. she calls back. Apparently she sounds disppointed. Havent called in a month.she want's to know why i dont call back. so i send her an sms. i am trying not to sound like i am begging. it's just a technical 'keep me company and may be get ....d'
I settled on " i owe you an apology", short and non-beggish. I call back 10 minutes later, and she is like "give me some time to think abt it, i'll get back to you".
i fall short of telling her: never mind, i just wanted you for sunday. actually i don't need her no more. Switch! Here comes Human.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Answer me

i was asked by her.
her: By the way can i ask you a personal question.
me: Ya sure.
Her: how was i in bed.
Me: terrific
Her: what do you mean
me: Terrific
Her: Can i ask you another personal one.
me: Sure. shoot
Her: a yes or no question
Her: and pls be honest
me: okay
Her: Now that we were go, will you stick with me, or rather, should we continue with the relationship
me: (thinking: what relationship?)
her: Answer me.
her: Its a yes or No answer
Me: which answer do you want?

(she walks away mad then comes back after 10 minutes)

her: Sorry i can be too demanding. sometimes i am just open and ask.
me: (thinking: man, i need to run, and avoid been guilted into behaving like a responsible man)
Me: I forgive you. (can't belive i have managed not to answer the question)

No commitments. woe unto her wishful thoughts.

Sunday, July 13, 2008


Never answer a call from a number that is not in your phone book. When you answer, don't go on to refer to her by name when you aren't quite sure who it is. Don't ask her to stop playing around because you are now apparently certain who it is. Don't get exceedingly excited when she says just one thing that makes it all come back to you; when you finally realise who you are talking to. Never do any of these things. Otherwise you'll find yourself having to explain who Grace is.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Curtain Call On The Week ...

Can you stop being so cheerful? One blink and it will be Monday! There ...ruined your Friday. I feel much better.
Of course I have a pile of work waiting. But why do it now when I can do it on Monday? Does not make any sense!
Is this possible? ....
Is a question that I hate; It is usually preceded by a long and winded fancy idea that someone came up with while having boring sex with their spouse. Of course you can't say its not possible to say no because you are employed to serve business and not the other way round; The best you can hope for is you ignore or dodge the question until some new new idea comes along. That is why my email box is great black hole. Some stuff goes in and it never comes out. I have left people sitting at my desk for hours. I can watch my phone ring without feeling any guilt whatsoever....
Emails I get.....

You can find here enclosed the result of those tests :

a) SCI_MOC_Scenario
- gives an example of the op:SCI we have sent from SCP to SSP and the information it contains (e-parameters)
- the related ticket in hexadecimal format
- the related ticket in a decoded format
With the decoded format of the ticket, you can observed that ChargeAdviceElement is well present in MOC ticket and well filled with the e-parameters that we sent in the op:SCI
Be aware that e-parameters are linked to the "Advice Of charge" feature. This means that, in addition to the condition saying that the e-parameters have to be provided in op:SCI, it is required
that the related subscriber is provided with the supplementary service AOCINFO or AOCCHRG (ENTR GCSERV).
In your case, I would suggest that you use AOCINFO because AOCCHRG requires a correct zoning database.
So... if you don't have the information in the ticket now, it it because SSERV is not provided to the subscriber, or (some vendor) doesn't send information in op:SCI correctly or both
Re: SCI and FCI values

Yeah. I have a headache by sentence 3. And I get stuff like this all day.

Like I said; Don't be too cheerful. OK may be till 11pm.

scents and cents

Colognes and the likes may not be the cheapest luxuries around, but wait, who said a synthetic smell is a luxury.
Ever entered the gents, only to be able to tell who was there 10 minutes ago by the breath hovering around. or that smell that comes out of peoples breath. to the extent that you can tell who spat. or a rotten smelling chic cum. Embarassments that no-one comments about. Everyone tries to take a quick shower and pretend all was right.
whatever a dog can smell 4 hours after someone has passed.

someone once told me it's a medical condition. something to do with some kidney not doing something.
money should buy some sort of smell, or some surgery.

Thursday, July 10, 2008


Quiet before sh** hits the fan.

In an ideal world, I would be home on leave, watching old movies. But, I am in the thick of a new project hardly a day after I wrapped the other one. Sighhhhhhhh! I am exhausted. Mind, body and spirit.

So today I turn 28. Happy birthday to myself. Have you heard of somnolence? In part it means "a strong desire for sleep"; and I have a mile long backlog of sleep and rest. I am on a silent revolt; Just reading internet gossip. Raunchy stuff this! But its also depressing. Picture this ....139 million pound (British) Alex Rodriguez leaves wife for Madonna ..hold on. 139 million pound? WTF? The guy is 32.

So long fellas. I might be back again before the day is out

Wednesday, July 02, 2008


it's difficult to even retrieve the images deeply seared in my mind. My desire to widen the net and accomodate the seniors in my shagging continuum.
Iam saying this because i have no problem shagging those as far as 9 years my junior.
But this one was hard.
First of all she wants me to katia her for a while before she unleashes. she's old, remember.
She can tell my cheap lies after watching a decade of soaps and may be playing a dozen of men.
Anyway, she finally realizes that i am serious and gives me the go ahead.
Guys, honestly. I got f*cked. literary. whether she had practised kamasutra(or whatever that was) is still unclear to me.
I was spinned and tossed seriously at the hands , hips and intrinsic muscles of a master.
Mind you this was in the most conservative sexual position turned wild.
Just afterwards, i was huko lying on the bed feeling so tired. I feel like i have broken my hips.
mpaka i had to sleep at 5pm in the evening until next morning. Feeling like i am not doing sex again in a century.
Makes me feel like i have never shagged anybody. or i don't want to in a long time. I am still trying to figure out how she managed to take control of the whole hip strangling process. for once, guys, i got fu*cked!