Easiest breakup?

What's yours? This one seems to be the easiest for me. Not in terms of emotional outpouring or lack thereof, just how quick and painless.

Done over chat. I shall paraphrase.

Her: Do you have kids?
Me: Eh?
Her: On facebook, those kids, yours?
Me: Well, that's out of the left field.
Her: What?
Me: Surprising.
Her: So?
Me: Uhuh. Yeah.
Her: You lied to me.
Me: Sorry about that.
Her: I hate you.
Me: I understand.
Her: (lots of ramblings and then silence...then...) I never want to see you again.
Me: (well, nothing).

Top that.