Thursday, September 02, 2010

Slow it down

So she says we should cut down on the sex. Make it a weekly thing.

Alarm bells!

One of two things. Or maybe more.
One: you actually aren't that good. Even if she gets to go round the mountain every time you two bump uglies.
Two: someone else is tapping that. Which is actually the same as point one, only more hurtful.
There's three: You have the perpetual appetite of a released convict and she wants to curtail that, but she's going about it the wrong way.
Or Four: she really wants to make the sex have more "meaning-ness", special every time and not simply an animal (you) act.

Sulking doesn't work (it rarely does, and when it does it's simply because you look pathetic and she'll give you just so that she doesn't slap you and throw up on you).

So what do you do? You give in. And wait till she decides to give you some.

Sad.

3 Comments:

Blogger 0.5 said...

That one is a classic ...get you hooked to the good stuff and then use it as a bargaining chip. Heheheheeh ....the only way to beat it is to diversify again

Thursday, September 02, 2010 7:46:00 PM  
Blogger aJamaa said...

You now have an excuse for cheating, dumping her et al

What does she mean once a week. Should tell her something like you are very passionate about her and she always gets you very hot and sex with her is mind blowing - cant get enough of her even you are surprised by what she does to you. Then make her look bad by saying that scheduling it the way you schedule laundry or your weekly departmental meeting removes the intimacy and makes it routine.

Monday, September 06, 2010 1:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one. I wonder why 0.5 doesn't post anymore??

Monday, September 13, 2010 3:57:00 PM  

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