Broken news

i interrupt normal programming to bring to your attention a case of morning scare.
Yesterday as i walked along Nyayo stadium, on my head was a sound pyaaaaahhhh psyaaaaaahhh and then heavy wetness dripping from my head.
That was a ugly bird's shiet! Lots of it. Right on my head.
Talk of bad luck in your best suit. But i managed to wash my head with the liquid soap in the loo.
I have put the past behind me. I am moving on.