Friday, May 11, 2007

of one hit wonders and pale pale

Old women feel like resigning from life these days. That is if the masa i sat next to on the mat this morning is anything to go by. Women calling in to declare how men are brief and the men calling in to brag about how they would follow a woman even if she escapes to under the bed during the action.
A case of a guy who narrated of how he takes prostitutes over the night through a thorough appraisal mapaka they kataa any money the following morning as a reward to his zeal.
Now the makanga in the mat, and the boys are bursting at their loudest voices-i am giggling quielty while the mama next to me is so annoyed, she feels like alighting. Occasionally she looks at around mad as if to order the switch off from the official $ex station. But the crowd in is so overwhelmed as the callers one by one narrate their ego as the married ones cry foul of getting a raw deal. One man complains that pale pale imekuwa mbaya kabisa siku hizi.
Now in my esto, you board old mats to avoid $ex movies in the morning. I boarded one, coz i was late and men! Where else do you turn. People now need to buy cars if they want a $ex vibe free morning. The daggers are drawn and the mamas are blazing .


Blogger Samborera said...

Seems I was on the road same time as you. Couldn't help but chuckle at the enthusiasm expressed by the guys, at how they would DEVOUR the [married] women who were complaining about not getting enough.

As it is I don't listen to radio anymore. Too much [crazy] vibe.

Monday, May 14, 2007 4:57:00 PM  
Blogger 0.5 said...

I was on that train as well. I think there are two sets of liars here:

1) Men bragging about their stellar performances in bed. This is just not true. I think its only a woman who can give a true testimony of how good a chap is in bed. In any case, I have been reliably informed that huffing and puffing for 50 minutes non-stop is not necessarily what makes the woman hit that roof...ah well what do i know?

2) Married women giving the impression that they put out (and consequently guys unable to perform). They don't. There are bi-zillions of men out there who complain with every rising sun about how long ago they last hit the wife (for some it is so long until a guy forgets where it is - honey where is this p***y of yours?). Mistresses and ladies of the night are doing roaring business out of the meanness of wives ....

Monday, May 14, 2007 6:17:00 PM  

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