2 laws .....

One of them I recited to my mum every time she complained about the state of my room and it reads..

"All things tend towards a maximum state of dis-order"

Of course I forgot to mention the second part. When complete, it reads:

"All things tend towards a maximum state of dis-order, unless work is done on them".

The second one I recite to colleagues and people who seems to have an issue with my rough, mean look:

"Image is nothing. Thirst is everything"