stair date

You meet someone. over the staircase. You decide to go a little naughty just to kick things a little bit. And there she chucks a "The other night i was alone in the house, it was so cold and this area has been very insecure. On ya, did you hear the gunshots? scaring heh!, i wanted to come knock and we spend but i didn't know whether you could open for me. i fear you, you know. Actually i couldn't imagine you talk............yayaya...lalalala....blablabla"
Matejivu can only giggle. say some incoherent bullshit, trying to seem cool. Waves away scared. Am i old? its rhetorical. can't handle sh!t