Monday, February 19, 2007

Double Damn

So the other day I was walking about when this chic [lady/other politically correct term] walked by. In [very very tight] white pants [hipsters?]. Like a zombie, I followed her. With my eyes. I must confess that this is a typical reaction, but this time I honestly had no choice in the matter. Stood absolutely no chance. Her butt cheeks were practically out of her pants. She might as well not have been wearing any. It was like she only had body paint on. I did try to look elsewhere. The traffic, the sky, people across the road, but as I said. I stood no chance. Transfixed. Did I mention zombie. At some point I managed to pull myself out of this state, albeit temporarily, and wonder how she managed to get out of the house, go to work and generally walk around, seemingly quite comfortable and carefree. She must be feeling my eyes on her. Mine and every single person [even gals look] who encounters her. Or is that the point. Now, I'm a rather shy guy [although some people I've told as much refuse to believe me], and even jogging around the neighbourhood in shorts makes me a little self-conscious [I just can't exercise in a tracksuit]. I guess, though, women get used to it. Guys probably start staring at some point in their teens so it becomes just one of those things. And a similar scene played itself out this past Wednesday, and Saturday. [I've been using the word damn a lot lately] Perhaps I'm turning into a dirty old man. [and the only thing new there would be the old bit]


Blogger Komi said...

Yenyewe you are turning into a dirty old man ha.

Monday, February 19, 2007 8:00:00 PM  
Blogger dangerously_shy said...

Lol..aii Samborera. yaani you can get that flustered by thuthas like that? hmm..I dont think you should ever go to the States because you would prolly fry a few brain cells.

Ps - Hipsters are trousers which flare slightly at the bottom. Also known as bootlegs. lol. fyi tu.
Pps- Have you tried jogging in long shorts with biker shorts underneath to keep the soilders in check?
Pps - I meant to comment on a post you did a while back on how far should a man go when hanging out with women when he has a girlfriend. Me thinks the golden rule applies here, do unto her what you would have her do unto you, now granted women get off from asking men what they are wearing (I do but this isnt about me lol) but how would you react if you overheard your girlfriend giving some male friend on the phone a blow by blow description of what she is wearing? see how it works?

Ni mimi wako

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:05:00 PM  
Blogger Princess said...

One thing is have a definite appreciation for the female body!!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:13:00 PM  
Blogger Samborera said...

komi - I think you've been agreeing with me too much lately.

D - Wewe wangu?
You should have seen that one. Those ones. [why do I get the feeling this isn't helping my reputation] I'd also probably get hit by a truck.
So, if they don't flare, but are still tight everywhere that matters, are they still hipsters.
Long shorts? Now bikers are some things I would never wear. The soldier[s?] feels just fine with the shorts I use.
I thought it was only guys who get off on that. Can't remember ever being asked what I was wearing. Not that I would have anything remotely exciting in reply. Oh. I'll cross that bridge when I have a galfriend.

princess - Don't we all. Am I crazy though. Wait. Don't answer that.

Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:07:00 AM  
Blogger mama shady said...

aye!and they thought women couldnt take over the world....kisha this old dirty man business...salala

Monday, February 26, 2007 2:57:00 AM  

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