Ha!

I just remembered. Got this forward this morning. I am not a fan of forwards, they are so, how do I say this? I guess impersonal is the word.
They make you feel like an item in a list, a number.

I especially detest those forwards a guy sends to you to make up a number,like send this mail to 20 people and something amazing will happen to you.
Ahhhh.

Anyways, got this forward in the morning, wanted to share it with you then, but was crowded out by work.
I thought it was funny. Chances are you've already heard it, or some version of it. Enjoy.


Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says;

"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Cracked me up.