Friday, January 06, 2006

Cleopatra.

There is a new lady working in the Information Systems Audit office. In a few sentences I will tell you what she is:

1. Very brilliant, intellectually.
2. Glamorous, styled up.
3. Beautiful, very beautiful.
4. Young. About 28 years of age.
5. Not married.
6. Earns her own money. Drives a Subaru.

When she enters the lift, there is palpable silence.
When she leaves the lift, there is a collective draw of breath. The rude jokes that guys make are absent.
She has a cool, coooool demeanour. Its as if she can rip out your intestines while sipping on a glass of wine.
Even the known players are sitting this one out.

There is nothing you can tell this woman. These are the kind God made not to be touched; Just to be observed.

5 Comments:

Blogger Samborera said...

What do you mean "not to be touched". Sounds like my type!

Do this. Get me her number. Ok. That may not be taken too well. Her email address. We can work out how to do this so that it's a coincidence. All I need is a chance.

Are you sure she doesn't have a boyfie. A chic like that most probably does.

Friday, January 06, 2006 4:23:00 PM  
Blogger Bee said...

Wow she sounds just like the woman I am aspiring to be...Lucky Biatch

Saturday, January 07, 2006 2:39:00 AM  
Blogger Bee said...

ummmm Maybe i'm hallucinating but wasn't there a follow up post on cleopatra's identity hahaha(evil laughter) So did she find your blog ama why did you guys delete it? very sneaky!!!

Monday, January 09, 2006 5:00:00 PM  
Blogger Samborera said...

What do you mean sneaky. I call it prudent, for everyone's well being.

Aren't you that woman yet? As I said before, definitely my type.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger Bee said...

No I am not that woman yet.. i probaly have 5 years left before i turn 28 (smug smiley)

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:33:00 PM  

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