Just silly

I've figured it out.

This is how you deal with women. Throw all reason out the window. They are children. Small girls that want to be cuddled and lied to. You know how they say boys will always be boys, it is the same with girls!!

There is no reasoning with them. There is no thinking that you will get a reasonable response or attitude from them. Don't do it! Don't think that you can have them understand you.

This is it. You tell them what to do. Get cross with them when they step out of line. Do not entertain too many questions. Sometimes (for some really hard headed ones) the threat of violence should sort things. I do not advocate any such thing, just the threat. Be unreasonable. Get to the house and get pissed at the slightest thing. Straight from the door. Psyche yourself before you check into the house. Before you get in, pump yourself up...remember that punk at the office who pissed you off? Channel that to the fore of your mind, pissed? Now enter the house. Why is this lying on the floor? What are these dishes doing in the sink? Who left this window open? Who said you can listen to Classic FM? Turn that radio off, just wasting electricity here....the list is endless. Anything. Just once in a while, become an unreasonable idiot.

Trust me, being a cool, reasonable, understanding guy is not going to work. I know it.