false starts of 2008

2008 has not been without it's share of new chics, new level of craze.
But above all, when all is said and DONE, i learnt a few things along the way:
I have learnt that you can hype up your dic* for action only to realize you are about to katia someone's mother. Time wasted. poor judgement. Lethal possibilities.
I learnt that some chic you misjudged to be hor*y could be a religion extremist only interested in inviting you to a prayer kesha, or just boring stuff to fill up my nice weekends. Why bother?
I have learnt that there is nothing extremely sweet about doing older mamas.
i have also learnt that some chics can totally screw you . They may be few but they are out there.

Anyway as they say. you were given some 2 organs, the brain and the dic* and only enough blood to run in either.