Invasion

I decided to keep blogging, as long as I don't spend too much time. So, after that short hiatus, I'm back.

This weekend, my eyes were opened. [Literally even] I was out on the town on Friday [with you guys of course] and Saturday, and was amazed at the multitudes of women in this town of ours. It's like some UFO had landed and unleashed hordes of beautiful women, clad in all manner of tight fitting garments. My visual senses were experiencing a major overload. What, pray tell, is the cause of this phenomenon, or have I just been experiencing psychotic episodes. More importantly, how does a man survive in this new environment.