pay back
So u meet this hot chick who jumps your bone(s) to high heaven & while the 'thing/fling' is still hot she borrows some cash. Not in the kawa way where she either calls to ask 4 the loan or asks to meet u to explain her need 4 the said loan. Its asked right after some mind blowing performance, while your blood has not fully returned to your brain, & since this is when u are most vulnerable (remember samson & delilah??) u promise that u will sort her out. As the blood continues to fill up in the bigger head u realise your folly & start formulating some storo but just b4 u open your mouth u hear her saying stuff like 'u r so sweet, u r so kind, u r better than my boyfriend, u r a lifesaver etc. How do u disappoint someone like that? So i send her a portion (large) of my salo.
The problem is the time she was to pay it back has elapsed & i need the cash, how do ask 4 it esp coz things are still steamy? Do i take it like i have 'paid' her 4 a job ( dont add a b-word) well done? Didn't she feel like a ho when she asked 4 a huge favour that soon after the said deed? Or is she a ho? I never likd paying ho's anyway. I'm sure i'd feel like a man-ho if i asked & was given a windfall right after some hanky panky. The way its going i'l most likely be asked to 'top up' the loan than be paid back. I hope blood will b in the right head nxt time i'm asked. Damn good p***y!
posted by Dede @ 08:18
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"u r better than my boyfriend...". Truly hilarious.
For some reason I'm having a difficult time feeling sympathetic. Perhaps it's envy. Then again this pit is not one I'm too keen on getting back into. Can a guy have a blood transfusion or something to help out with this reduced blood in the head, apparently causing all manner of illogical actions.
There is no defence against a well thrown game man. Don't even try. Chalk it down to a well executed hustle, and be sure to know it will happen again. You just can't let go a good game, cause you get lots of lousy sex before a good one comes along.
May be you should set up a fund for dealing with such contigencies?
Pole bana. Your only chance of getting your cash back is asking for it when things are still 'steamy'. Sure you can come up with an innovative storie that will make her have to pay you back or at least get to now if she ever intends to pay you back.
If you don't know the show 'Married with Children', you really should try to see it somehow. Peggy Bundy explains how the smart woman can get what she wants from a man:
...let me tell you a little something about men. You see, nature played a very cruel joke on them:: it gave them a source of pleasure, but in order for it to work, the blood has to leave the brain. And, you see, it leaves them confused, disoriented and eager to enter into negotiations. Because the brain wants that blood back. You see, it needs it to go to work to pay for all those things they'd agreed to only moments before.
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