Saturday, February 20, 2010

Noise level

Are ppl created so differently that some guy had to come up with that saying about ones meat being anothers poison? Growing up watching those 3rd rated porns made me want to have those chicks who make noise/scream them selves hoarse. we even had a neighbour who couldnt hold it in through out the 'procedure'. Here i'm not talking about the ones who scream at the point of the proverbial big O but those who start even with heavy foreplay. & i'm also not talking abt the ones who always hiss instructions like they r reciting some porn script, u know like ' f* me harder! whose your mama! do u like it! pound me! i'm coming! pliz come! etc
I guess it makes a guy feel like he is doing something if it brings out some muffled sounds in whatever language. I recently came across a SCREAMER, day 1 i was constantly checking or asking if all is ok coz even foreplay was bloody loud. the actual act was something from a horror movie, i had to put a pillow over the face coz i was worried the neighbours will come to find out if i was literally slaughtering someone in the hse!I had heard storoz of guys wanting to stuff socks into the mouth of such ppl & laughed it off but now its starting to make sense! Now its becoming almost impossible to have comfortable time coz the night is the worst time with all the silence screams can travel far, at the hotel ppl passing at the corridor & in the nxt rm get their ears assaulted, even with loud music its still uncomfortable! if she becomes your wife & have kids, do u need to build your bedrm in the basement? in a bunker? noise proof the rm? ....Its a unique problem i have.

3 Comments:

Blogger Samborera said...

And the truth shall set you free...

This is why I love the internet. Hilarious stuff.

Saturday, February 20, 2010 9:20:00 PM  
Blogger 0.5 said...

Hehehehehe .....This is some funny story right there

Saturday, February 20, 2010 9:48:00 PM  
Blogger aJamaa said...

boss u have special problems how do u even concentrate over all the noise?

Monday, February 22, 2010 1:32:00 PM  

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