Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Triple valentine treat.

Back in the day when i was much wiser, i made sure i dont get new hook ups in a new yr until after vals or kosanad with several interests in the run up to vals to avoid mental & financial gymnastics that come with this commercial-chicks-propelled holiday. It so happens that as a result of losing some of that 'finese' i suddenly find myself with upto 3 ppl expecting some valentine attention. This cloning business has not fikad here so no chance of your 2 clones entertaining the other two ladies as u deal with the other. Being the average guy i am, i went to a gift shop & the attendant was a bit confused seeing me buying 3 different cards after insisting on price caps on the cards depending on how i rank these chicks. Even buying gifts was another harrowing experience coz i hav never known what to buy even for myself. i tell the attendant 1 need 3 different things/gifts/whatever ppl buy 4 vals. 1 must cost below this amt & put it together with that cheap card i bought, the more expensive 1 to be packed with the better card etc. There is the small matter of meeting some if not all of them this wkend, where r clones when u need them. a question, if u clone yourself does the money u hav double? does the wallet also get 'cloned'? if u kill your clone is it suicide? if u hav sex with your clone is it masturbation?
I hope i also get 3 different treats...i hate vals.

6 Comments:

Blogger Samborera said...

You buy gifts! To go with cards. No wonder women love you.

Thursday, February 11, 2010 9:27:00 AM  
Blogger 0.5 said...

Its not like there is a choice in these things! Its either gifts or the doghouse.
3 women? damn. Stalker among them?

Friday, February 12, 2010 3:29:00 PM  
Blogger Kamikaze said...

Oh you dumb idiot. You really can't help yourself can you? I on the other habd have already declared my brokeness. Which is true.

Friday, February 12, 2010 4:33:00 PM  
Blogger Wyndago said...

Oh man! Well, what I did this Vaentine's is send a text. Lets just say that it's not such a good idea...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger Samborera said...

I've never understood why women seem to be alergic to SMS.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 9:04:00 AM  
Blogger aJamaa said...

Having sex with your clone is wrong at multiple levels. It means you are gay and incestious.

You are amazing. You have been lamenting about the three women for sometime now. Vals was a good opportunity to do some culling. Guess the fact that you did not do it means that you either like things as they are, are not looking forward to a more boring life or are scared of 'breaking' some hearts. So which is it, is it luv for the game or fear?

Just out of curiousity did you find yourself reconfirming the gifts before you gave them out. Must be distraous to give the expensive gift to the cheap chick. (no pun intended)

Thursday, February 18, 2010 1:03:00 PM  

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