Lethal Support

An arsenal fanatic committed suicide yesterday near city cabanas after the match. Last year some guy killed a student fan after a match with the same 2 teams. it's the high time such matches are considered a national disaster.

Over to you Mr. President.

On a separate note, the sex boycott ends exactly now. Hope marriages survived . Watch out for global warming. Somehow makes even those who were active to go crazy on the mlungula. I think it was the intention- To synchronize national irrational sex moment. A national prayer day should follow.

Again Mr. President declare this thing. Wacha kuregarega!