I'm not wearing red

I thought I needed to clarify that I'm not wearing any piece of red clothing. Socks et al included. In past years, I have always gone out of my way not to. This hasn't been too hard since I don't own anything red. Truth be told, I don't like conforming. Never have. I am utterly incorrigible with this regard.

The only reason I would wear red todays is because I do indeed support The Reds. Given that I don't own a replica shirt, that isn't happening. I can text aJamaa the results of the game, if indeed he'll be otherwise occupied. Truth be told, I'd trade places with him. A bottle of wine with an obviously incredible woman, versus watching a team which can't score. Easy choice any day.