Cost cutting shock

i woke up to a rude shock in the office.
they are cutting costs. First there's a memo about tea consumed in the organization- Circulated to all staff, and expected cuts.
Even if i don't indulge so much in the brown milky liquid, it bothered me they were bring this up as if it's the new expansion strategy.
Then the bomb. There's not internet for normal staff. I have never said as many words which end with a 3 letter pattern starting with U. This HNIC is more wasteful than all our internet times combined. Ati i have to move to a machine next to him when i need to communicate with our consultants. It's called close supervision.
Where is this going? Systemic abuse of power. and that "mta-do?" culture. I could bring my own modem or pay a leased line to my comp. But i hear we will be closely monitored to administer emotional torture effectively. Just may be someone will resign and he achieves his cost cutting goals. What's next? No soap in the bathroom? we have to sit on wooden chairs? The photocopier machine is being auctioned?

This madness has to stop