Tuesday, July 17, 2007

What would you do?

If a woman refused to leave you alone? I have tried everything!

7 Comments:

Blogger Kamikaze said...

I'll be the first to say it, I'm not in any position to be an authority on getting rid of women.

That being said, I think you only have one play left.

Switch from Aggressor to Lover. Become the very thing you loath to be with her. Call her up continously, asking where she is, how you miss her. You could even make an attempt at crying, watch some Soap Opera - sure you can get pointers there. Cry on the phone about how you think she is cheating on you. About how you can't be away from her. Do this everyday, not just Wednesday, Friday and Saturday when you are high. Women are good at spotting patterns. Make it random times in a day. Nag, nag, nag.

Get the picture? Go with it.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 7:10:00 PM  
Blogger Samborera said...

The silent treatment doesn't work? She must really love pain. And yours truly. Hehehehe.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 7:46:00 AM  
Blogger aJamaa said...

Its like a lioness chasing a a wee little dik dik. You just have to keep running. There is no other way. Sound s to me like you have stopped for a little breather and I bet she will use this opportunity to catch up with you. Get a move on.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 8:23:00 AM  
Blogger 0.5 said...

Its been one year of this stuff. One year. It is scary. The silent treatment does not work.
@Kamikaze: I can't act worth a damn! And thinking she might jump cause of that would be pushing the envelope. This chic is from another planet.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger QueMo said...

tell her straight up - the more u try to RUN the more she is tryin to CATCH up with U...its the attraction THING GOING ON...be true to urself brother...

I once chased this mama on and on and on and what she did is RUN RUN and RUN....what was i left with...a brokern hurt...i totally got crashed emotionally...so i say SILENCE IS REALLY NOT GOLDEN!!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Vanilla said...

Follow the lyrics from Paul Simon's song called
'Fifty ways to leave your lover'

"..You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free...."

Good luck Bwana

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:48:00 PM  
Blogger 0.5 said...

@Vanilla: That song is by Paul Simon? Would never have imagined. What do you know, I will sleep having added one bit of knowledge to my rusty head.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 7:45:00 PM  

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