No maandazi

Now my concept of cooking became broadened today. The phrase 'bun in the oven' [to mean someone who is with child, or otherwise pregrant] has now been localised [Kenyanised] to 'maandazi' [maandazi can loosely be translated to 'bun'].
Anyhow, cooking [making maandazi] has been on my mind. I won't be wearing a 'Kiss the Chef' apron anytime soon but the realisation that life is whizzing by and people are busy in the kitchen that is the bedroom.
And for all of you who were wondering ... There's no sex in heaven [unless of course you are of the Muslim persuasion]
Even attempting to understand women is like a flailing figure trying to go against a Tsunami. Just go with the flow, and when you meet a psycho, swim for your life!
BUT. And this is a big one, what does a guy do when the women folk parade themselves in the skimpiest and tightest outfits they can breathe through? Run away? I don't think so.